[Cue Yumichika's faint screaming growing louder...and louder...and louder....]

[Crsssssssssssh!]

[A moment of silence...]

...My, what a glorious fountain.

...are those ass prints...?

Hm. All beautiful persons may behold my glistening body if one can simply tell me where I am. It is a grand price to pay, but I do what I must!